All the Cool Kids Deny the Witch Trials. Guess I’m a Dork.

July 28, 2008

I wrote this as a response to an article posted over at the American Vision website.  See the article here:

http://74.255.56.30/blog/?p=139 

Indulge me for a minute in a little speculation:

God, being totally “other” cannot be struck by any created thing. That includes Satan.

Satan must have “struck” against some other aspect of God’s creation then, (the whole Eden drama.)

Therefore, while God is Satan’s primary victim, man is legally a secondary victim of Satan, and therefore, (according to the whole Lex Taliones thing…see Gary North’s “Victims Rights“) Adam gets to bring the covenantal lawsuit against Satan; and the rest of us saints, get to “judge the angels.” (1 Corinthians 6:3)

Why judge the angels if they haven’t sinned against us personally somehow? (I don’t see how such a thing could be justified legally.)

It’s my contention that the elements of causation in life are far more complex than we realize, having to do with interactions between spirits, (not Jack Daniels…but rather angels.)

For all Job knew, it was a tornado that killed his family. He couldn’t’ possibly realize that there was an element of spiritual causation involved. (See Vern Poythress’ lectures on demons. http://www.monergism.com/directory/link_category/Audio-and-Multimedia/Speakers-Lectures-and-Sermons/Vern-Poythress/ )

I say all that to say this:

I see no legal or eschatological reason to suppose that Demons do not have the power to affect the world in such a way as recorded during the time of the witch trials. (I’m specifically thinking of Cotton Mather’s “Wonders of the Invisible World.”)(1)

Speculation about the actual “magic” of Jannes and Jambres aside; the Bible clearly teaches that spirits give humans supernatural abilities from time to time.

Gary Bates argues for these illusions on a pragmatic basis in his book “Alien Intrusion.”

Anyway…I just wanted to throw some of this out there. I’d hate for Satan to be let off the leash one day only to be met by Christians who don’t believe he can affect the world.

Talk about easy pickin’s.

-

Shot

(1)  It may be possible to discredit the Salem trials, or other specific trials on some historical or empirical basis, but my point here is that many of the claims are not outlandish or beyond the realm of possibility in the Christian worldview.


Another Southern Mockery

July 28, 2008

This is so hilarious, I just had to share it with you guys!

“Ohhh what a litter of pickaninnies she has!!”

What is so great about this “mockumentary” is that, while they intend to be very slanderous and disrespectful to the South, they end up making some knee slappingly hilarious commercials.

COMCAST cable offered this IFC film “On Demand” and a buddy and I watched it.  We couldn’t stop laughing!

While the makers of this film are completely ignorant of the issues involved in the war, the documentary is worth watching, just to laugh at the commercials they put in there.


The Geneva Bible

July 27, 2008

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite Bible translations.

I don’t know how textually accurate it is…(they say it’s spot on…) but I like it because it makes me laugh!!!

Those old puritans from back in the 1500′s sure were candid about a lot of things.  The following verse is my absolute favorite so far:

Genesis 30:39

And the sheep were in heat before the rods, and afterward brought forth young of parti-color, and with small and great spots.

Genesis 31:10

For in ramming time I lifted up mine eyes and saw in a dream, and behold, the he goats leaped upon the she goats, that were parti-colored with little and great spots spotted.

Something about the way they say it cracks me up!

Check out this short ad for the Geneva Bible…if you choose to buy it, I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!


Grease Explosion!!!!!!

July 26, 2008

!!!WARNING!!!  (Please avoid the same stupid mistake that I made!!)

For anyone who read my “Lye Soap and Freedom” article, you’ll know that I’ve recently been making my own soap.

Well, as in all things, patience is a virtue.

This is especially true with soap making.  I, like the big dummy that I am, had to find this out the hard way.

You see, I had decided to make a batch of soap, right as a good ol mid-summer storm began blowing in.

Eventually, my power started flickering, and soon an entire circuit in my apartment went down.  I lost power to the fridge and microwave, as well as to the electric sparks that ignite my gas oven.

I had already added the lye to my water, and was determined to carry on, despite the setbacks.

I set up some lamps, and manually lighted my gas oven.

Unfortunately, I lost track of time, and let my grease cook for far too long.  It was well over 120 degrees.

My lye was at the correct temperature, but my grease was far too hot.

Normally, I would just pop the pot into the freezer for a few minutes, but I didn’t know how long the power to my fridge would be out, so I crossed off that option.  My next plan was to set the pot of grease in the sink and run cold water on it until it cooled down.  The problem was, the sink was full of other dirty soap making utensils (as well as utensils from dinner that evening…)  I didn’t feel like cleaning all that out (I was in a soap making frenzy) plus, running cold water over the pot would take waaaay to long!

It was then that I came up with a brilliant idea!!!

“Why don’t I just pour some really cold water into the grease???”

As soon as the water hit the grease, it began hissing, and boiling…then popping, then BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My recipe calls for 2 cups of grease.  Both cups were sent flying in all directions all over my kitchen.

Luckily, I have catlike reflexes, and dove behind a wall, or I could have been seriously hurt.

Now I have one heck of a mess to clean up.

On the bright side of this whole thing…I had fun running, and diving across the kitchen floor!!

The moral here:

Be patient when making soap!!!!


The Gospel According to Warren

July 26, 2008

“No one has exemplified the market-driven approach better than Rick Warren, pastor of the huge Saddleback Church in southern California and author of “The Purpose Driven Church” and “The Purpose Driven Life.”

This is how author Gary Gilley opens chapter 10 of his book “This little Church Went to Market.”

I thought of doing a review of this book, but decided instead to post insightful reflections from it, and others.  In forming a systematic theology of worship and specifically music, it will be necessary for me to investigate a wide range of books and sources, not all of which will be review worthy.

Gilley names chapter 10 “The Gospel According to Warren.”

Gilley highlights the cultural shifts that have lead to the modern predicament in American churches.  He specifically focuses on humanistic marketing strategies exemplified in the “church growth movement.”  Since Rick Warren has been such an influential force in this movement, Gilley devotes chapter 10 entirely to him.

Consider this paragraph by Gilley that quickly highlights many of Warrens inconsistencies:

“In his book The Purpose-Driven Life, his (Warren’s) opening statement is, “It is not about you”; Warren then writes a whole book about “you”.  He belittles pop-psychology but repeatedly promotes it throughout the book.  He publicly cuts ties with Robert Schuller, but reiterates some of the most odious things Schuller has been teaching for thirty years.  He claims commitment to the Scriptures but undermines them at almost every turn.  He will tell his followers that he is not tampering with the message but only re-engineering the methods, when in fact he has so altered the message that it is no longer recognizable.”

Has Warren really altered the Gospel in order to attract more people?

Warren leads people in a prayer at the end of his 40-days of purpose video that reads like this:

Dear God, I want to know your purpose for my life.  I don’t want to base the rest of my life on wrong things.  I want to take the first step in preparing for eternity by getting to know you.  Jesus Christ, I don’t understand how but as much as I know how I want to open up my life to you.  Make yourself real to me.  And use this series in my life to help me know what you made me for.

After this prayer, Warren then says:

Now if you’ve just prayed that prayer for the very first time I want to congratulate you.  You’ve just become a part of the family of God.

No mention of baptism, no mention of the doctrines of sin, grace, redemption, the cross, NOTHING.

Gilley builds a case against this humanistic gospel throughout his book, and makes this observation about Warrens prayer:

This is the ultimate in a mutilated, seeker-sensitive gospel: the seeker comes to Christ in order to find his purpose in life, not to receive forgiveness from sin and the righteousness of God.  Then, to pronounce someone a full-fledged member of the family of God because he has prayed such a prayer (based on minimal, if any, understanding of the person and work of Christ), is beyond tragic.

Nevertheless, this is the new Christian gospel in America folks…and we better get used to it.

Anyone who denies this sort of gospel will not be considered a Christian much longer I’m afraid.

In Warrens usual presentation of the gospel, he omits most, if not all, theological knowledge.  What he emphasizes, are the pragmatic benefits that joining up on God’s team will get you.  We’ll find a purpose for our lives!

How great!

There are many other sad and unfortunate things about Warrens presentation of the Gospel (and his entire philosophy) that I could harp on, but this mischaracterization of the gospel is the worse.

Gilley does a great job in summing it all up:

Warrens philosophy of ministry, misuse of Scripture, weak gospel message, infiltration of psychology and disregard for theology is being embraced by evangelicalism because that is where much of evangelicalism is already residing.  Warren is not so much an initiator as he is a product of his time.  I believe he has caught the wave of what was already happening in evangelicalism.  What he as done successfully is connect the dots – develop methods, programs and a message that seems to work.

Pragmatism has become the final arbitrator in our society and increasingly in our churches.  “If it works it must be of God”, so goes conventional wisdom.  But pragmatism is an unreliable trailblazer.  In our more reflective moments few of us are willing to believe that success can always have the final word.  For example, Mormonism is the most successful “church” in the world today.  Yet, none of us is willing to believe that God is blessing the Mormon Church.  If pragmatism is our guide, we will be hopelessly tossed about by every wind of doctrine (Eph. 4:14).  We need something more stable – a true foundation.


Big Brother Wants us to Slow Down!

July 23, 2008

(For anyone reading this who may have delicate sensibilities…I caution you.  I’m really angry at John Warner, and this is a rant.)

Our freedom loving Senator from Virigina; John Warner, has put forth the motion that congress reinstate the nationwide 55mph speed limit.

What a tyrannical, hypocritical, moron!

I was hauled into court, fined, almost jailed, and now am denied driving rights in Viriginia, because of tyrants like him!  (All for driving at a completely reasonable pace…it just happened to be a pace that bearuacrats like Mr. Warner deemed from on high to be “wreckless.” )

Is this the same state that prodcued the likes of Patrick Henry, and Thomas Jefferson?

How DARE you Mr. Warner???  When I walked past the local newspaper box one morning, I couldn’t believe what I saw! 

Mr. Warner, government intervention always, always, ALWAYS ruins liberty and freedom.  It ALWAYS stunts the imaginative growth of citizens, and ALWAYS produces tyranny! 

You’ve lost your mind Mr. Warner.  The State may as well use (what you seem to think are god-like) powers to demand that Americans stop driving all together!  Only Senators, and other important people (like yourself Mr. Warner) should be allowed to drive!

THAT would REALLY save some gas, don’t you think Senator???? 

Why don’t you just go ahead and emasculate every speed loving  young male in Virginia?   Tell them that you don’t think they should be allowed to pursue happiness.  Tell them that you don’t think they know enough to protect themselves and others on the highway.  Tell them that you have god-like powers that endow you with the special abbility to impose limits on the rest of us! 

Tell them all that…and then tell them that you are a freedom loving Republican. 

You don’t deserve the honored position you have!

Here is a really good refutation of Warners position, and I highly reccomend it to any Virginians out there:

http://www.motorists.org/blog/speed-limits/old-man-buick-return-of-drive-55/


Chalcedon is in Trouble!

July 22, 2008

Yesterday when I came home from work, I had a letter from the Chalcedon Foundation waiting on me.

http://www.chalcedon.edu/

Folks, they’re in need of money.  (Who isn’t these days?)

I figured that prayer doesn’t cost any of us a dime, and what more worthy of a cause is there today to pray for?

But, isn’t there something more that we can do?

I was reading a book by Gary Gilley called, “This Little Church Went to Market.”  Listen to how many American Evangelicals view evangelism and social change today:

“One of the most blatant examples of the self-sufficiency of marketing is the idea/concept that the salvation of souls has a price tag.  Barna (The Barna Group) suggests that a church might set an objective to lead 50 baby busters to Christ this year, for under $5000 in program expenditures.”

Notice here that the Barna group (a popular Christian think tank) has the salvation of souls worked down to the dollar amount per person.  (100 dollars per soul.)

This kind of market driven, humanistic garbage is an outrage!!!

They’ll spend 100 dollars a person, just to give them coffee mugs, t-shirts, programs, and a nice praise band…on the condition that they utter a few words at the end of one of the services.  (Dear Lord, I allow you to come into my heart…)

God forbid!

This is not the kind of superficial change that the Chalcedon foundation is working to bring about.

“Our solution, therefore, is not short-term; but in order to sustain a long-term battle, Chalcedon needs your special support in the short-term.”

In addition to the big checks I’m sure you’re all jumping over yourselves to write…I propose this:

I want to go door to door for Chalcedon;  not asking for donations, but rather, raising awareness of who they are.  I can present them in a good light, and make a “brochure” of sorts in my spare time that I can hand out.

If we all pray, and a few of us go door to door, (and if I know God…) He’ll bless us!!!

So, does anyone have any ideas about a quick, easy, and effective “blurb” that I could write on my (as of yet unmade) brochure to help raise someones interest in Chalcedon?

Of course, I’ll have to tailor my “spill” at each door depending on my judgement of the person who answers the door, but I figure I’d like to present one consistent angle.

Any ideas?


Recovering Southern History

July 20, 2008

A while back, I did a movie review of Denzel Washington’s “The Great Debaters.”

In my review, I discussed how terribly this movie portrayed Southerners, and Southern culture. In fact, I was outraged, (although I knew going into the theater that the movie would upset me.)

See my review here:

http://shotgunwildatheart.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/movie-review-the-great-debators/

A Christian friend of mine was visibly upset when she replied to my review.

She wondered how I could be so ignorant and bigoted.

There was a scene in the movie, when two white hog farmers, forced Forrest Whittaker to pay for a hog that he accidentally ran over with his car. Whittaker had to swallow his pride, and humble himself before these two men (in front of his wife and son.)

I claimed that such a scene was highly unbelievable and misrepresented Southern folk, and Southern culture. (Indeed the movie was one big piece of anti-Southern propaganda.)

My friend claimed, “something like that probably DID happen in the South…

The problem with my Christian friend, (and with many other Southerners out there today) is that they are completely ignorant of their own heritage and culture.

In this day n’ age of Google, Yahoo, and Dogpile, people are more “knowledgeable” of the facts than ever. The problem is, they are more ignorant of how to string these facts together, or form one big coherent picture than at any other time in America’s history!

When I said above that many Southerners today are ignorant of their heritage and culture; I mean simply that they have accepted an entirely different outlook on the facts of history than that of their Southern ancestors. A different philosophy of history; a different worldview.

This paradigm shift has been purposefully carried out on all levels; from Satan, to Lincoln, down to the common American who chooses to watch TV instead of read books.

Professor Clyde Wilson, in his book “Defending Dixie: Essays in Southern History and Culture” hits the nail on the head in the first essay of the book, “American Historians and Their History.”

I highly recommend buying this book, and keeping it next to your Bible on the ol’ nightstand.

http://www.amazon.com/Defending-Dixie-Southern-History-Culture/dp/0962384224/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1216594893&sr=8-1

Wilson highlights the more abstract aspects of history, showing how the historian’s job as a “myth-maker” has become increasingly important in this new era of American intellectualism.

In other words, he’s simply saying: All historians have to approach the facts from SOME sort of view. However, after the “Civil War” historiographical objectivity has become less and less accepted in favor of historians who literally already have a view of the past (I.E. a “myth”) and attempt to make the facts support their myth. (1.)

Wilson provides enough examples to make a pragmatic case on this point, (although he doesn’t get into a strict philosophical defense of this.) (2) One of the more interesting examples he gives, is of the way George Washington is portrayed in many of todays history text books, as well as the way this understanding prevails in the minds of many Americans. To quote Wilson:

Take a tour through Mount Vernon or Monticello and listen to the questions and comments of the typically garrulous visitors. You will see how disingenuously the subject of slavery is skirted around. In the Americans’ minds, Mount Vernon is not an eighteenth-century plantation, it is a mid-west farm that happens to be situated in Virginia. Or get down your child’s encyclopedia, turn to the table of Presidents, and look under “Occupation.” George Washington is a “surveyor,” Thomas Jefferson is a “lawyer,” Andrew Jackson is a “soldier.”

The American consciousness is unable to admit to itself that eight of our first twelve Presidents were Southern plantation owners, not only as their chief occupation but in their primary social identity. (3)

So you see, Wilson realizes that the conflict between North and South, was a conflict arising from two different “views” of American history; a history that is today unbelievable to many and causes inconsistencies in their history. The South was highly suspicious of centralized government, believing man was essentially depraved (evil) and in need of many proper checks and balances to stave off tyranny. The South believed that this was what America was founded on.

The North however, didn’t share the Souths view of history.

Wilson observes:

The very point of the “Civil War” was to decide between two alternative ways of understanding the meaning of America. Otherwise, there would have been no point to the war. But the nature of the war as a contest of alternative social symbolizations (myths) meant that history would have to be orchestrated to support the winning side. The losers must not only be conquered on the field of battle and disenfranchised in the body politic, but they must be discredited. The competitive legitimacy of their alternative view must be suppressed. (4)

So, how do Southerners, (and ultimately Americans) regain our history? How do we resurrect our “myth” of history?

Wilson suggests that a new “myth” of history is currently being constructed over and against the one foisted on America during the Reconstruction period. This new myth surrounds the “diversity” of Americas ethnic past. The onslaught of this new paradigm, is causing many historians to go back to the books so to speak.

If the South is to “rise again” it will happen in the history classes…or perhaps in some form of massive home school movement?

God speed my reconciliation with this legendary friend; a friend I’ve only become aquainted with through nostalgic stories from my grandfather. A friend I was assured is all but dead. A friend who’s decomposing corpse is put on display by Hollywood for all to see. A friend that is spit on by the modern farce of “Southern Culture” (Larry the Cable guy, and CMT, etc.)

Maybe…just maybe, she’s still out there; hiding in the remote recesses of some deep southern town, waiting to carry me away into the wild embrace of freedom.

(1). Every particular instant of past time (history) becomes jumbled into one big mass of memories or circumstances. We couldn’t ever record or recount every single thing! The night I had my first kiss, the crickets were chirping, and the night sky was brilliant! I don’t remember the specific crickets though, nor the moon, nor much of anything for that matter. But you see, my “bias” in this situation causes me to record the kiss over and above the crickets. A guy that studies crickets for a living may have recounted the crickets instead of the boy and girl kissing over in his neighbors yard. So, you see the use of the term “myth” here simply means the historians reconstruction of the events from a particular point of view. It doesn’t mean a “myth” as in Aesops fables or anything.

(2.) See R.J. Rushdoony’s book “The Philosophy of History” for a great introduction to this concept. Also, read Van Til’s book, “Defense of the Faith” to see how we can only draw conclusions about all the particular things that we experience if we start by presupposing the Christian God. I also link to some great articles on this subject in my movie review of the “Great Debaters” (linked to above.)

(3.) Clyde Wilson “Defending Dixie” chapter 1, page 9.

(4.) IBID page 6.


The Dealio with this New Stone Found in Israel

July 19, 2008

Well, yet another attempt to discredit Christianity from an Archeological front is being attempted.

I remember when this whole “Jesus Tomb” controversy arose, I was frantically googling to try and find some refutations of it, or find someone who could filter the facts through a Christian worldview for me, (so that I wouldn’t have to.)

This was, of course, the wrong attitude for me to have.  As a presuppositionalist, I now realize that all facts must be filtered through SOME sort of philosophy of life, therefore, all discoveries made by non-Christians will be “spun” in such a way as to try and discredit Christ.

It is always good though, to have a great source of information on a subject.  With the recent find of this “stone tablet” many folks are saying that early Christians may have “made up” the story of Christ, utilizing early “ressurecting messiah” stories to draw on for their inspiration.

Ben Witherington has a great blog site that refutes all of these sorts of Archeological “silver bullets.”  It’s a great source, and I’ve learned from past experience that it’s a good starting place to get the real story of what is happening in the Archeological world.

Here is his take on the new find:

http://benwitherington.blogspot.com/2008/07/death-and-resurrection-of-messiah.html


Mark Davis: The WMD Apologist

July 18, 2008

Once again, I found myself listening to the Rush Limbaugh show today during lunch.

Rush was out, (probably playing golf somewhere with the guys who provide him with talking points) and Mark Davis was filling in for him, broadcasting out of TX somewhere.

Today is Friday, and in keeping with the usual Rush format, Mark was taking phone calls.  (Open Line Fridays.)  The succession of calls struck me as a little Ironic, and the content of the two calls is what prompted this particular blog.

The first caller complained about the actions of certain members of Methodist leadership down in the Texas based college, “Southern Methodist University”.  They are upset about a new “Bush Think Tank” being built on the college campus.  You can see the AP story here:

http://www.todaysthv.com/life/religion/story.aspx?storyid=69350

One of the issues they raise is that the Bush administrations policies conflict with Christianity (as found in the Methodist expression.)

“They also say the Bush administration’s policies conflict with church teachings.”

Now, I’m not writing a blog on this specific story, although I’ll quickly add that Mark’s assesment of these ministers as “left wing cooks” and “troublemakers” was completely ignorant and unfair.  (He called them lots of really disrespectful and unfair names.)

So, if you oppose the presidents policy’s then you are a left wing “nut,” and you are not in any way representing the thoughts of all the “true” or “real” Christians out there…at least, according to Mark Davis.

He then gets a call about the interview with the FBI agent in charge of the incarcerated Saddam. 

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/24/60minutes/main3749494.shtml

Mark was all in a tizzy about the interview, and went on and on about how great it was, and how every American should have to listen to it every day.  The focus of his attention was on a question the FBI agent ended up asking Saddam about WMD’s.  Saddam replied with some quizical answer, but this is enough for Mark.

I cannot re-create Marks commentary 100 percent accurately, but I’ll try to reconstruct it as fair as possible in order to highlight the complete propaganda content of his argument, (as well as the irony.)

In essence, his argument went like this:

Bush believed there were WMD’s in Iraq.  The Congress believed it.  The Democrats believed it.  The United Nations believed it.  Heck, even France believed it! 

So, there is point one of Marks case for the Iraq war.  Everyone “believed” that Saddam had WMD’s.  Ok, fine…whatever…they had me convinced to.  Listen to Marks second point though:

I don’t know what the probability is that Saddam would have used these weapons to attack his neighbors, Israel, or the U.S. It could be 2 out of 10, 4 out of 10, 7 out of 10, 9 out of 10, or maybe even 1 out of 10.  I’ll never know.  None of us will ever know.   But I’ll tell you what the historians who study this WMD controversy should focus on.  After this war, the probability that he would use these WMD’s is 0 out of 10!

THIS is the kind of argument that the “Bush Think Tank” will be churning out down in TX at the Methodist university.  THIS is the kind of argument that Mark says “most Christians agree with…and if you disagree with it, you are a loon, or nut!

Well Mark…I disagree with it. 

Let’s consider this from a Christian perspective for a minute. 

Can I, as a Christian, justify a war with another nation, just because we suspect that they have WMDs?

Well, I’m sure we can get the president, congress, democrats, the U.N, and MAYBE France, to all agree that Russia has WMD’s. 

Let’s apply Marks logic here.  We don’t know, (on a scalse of 1-10) how much of a threat Russia may or may not be.  Will Russia strike America with their WMD’s?  Who knows????  Certainly Mark Davis doesn’t. 

I guess that means, as a Christian, I should support the invasion, and overthrow of Russian government.

Tyranny like we have in America, can only happen when Christians throw their Bibles away, and replace them with Max Lucado, Rick Warren, and “Jesus Freaks” by DC Talk.  The American evangelical is totally ignorant of what constitutes a Christian “Just War Theory.” 

No, Christians!  You cannot kill another person, (or country in this case) because they look at you funny, or disagree with you on certain issues.  You cannot kill (legally according to God) other people (or countries) because you suspect that they may have a gun…or because they have really big fists that could possibly cause you harm.   You certainly cannot kill other people (or countries) because doing so would bring about an economic advantage for you! (1)

We certainly are not allowed to go kill someone simply because they made a threat against one of our neighbors. 

Wake up Christians, and start thinking with your Bibles instead of letting Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, or Mark Davis think for you!

(1)  Technically, justified war, (or killing) is done to attain certain economic advantages, but I’m distinguishing here between purely selfish reasons, and God-honoring “legal” reasons.  It’s not the intention of this blog, (nor certainly this footnote) to lay out or describe a proper Christian just war theory.  I only mean to try and head off any complaint raised on the particular issue of the economic utility of legal warfare.


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