Lessons Learned from GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The first, and most resounding lesson taught to us by GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra, is that a black man can (literally) rise to whatever heights he so chooses. Be it conquering beautiful white women, or an impromptu flight in an experimental aircraft…they can do it all! One wonders why this theme is constantly taught to us by America’s new pastor: Hollywood? Perhaps the process of miscegenation and the deterioration of European Americans isn’t taking place fast enough? Get those pesky white folk out of the way (or at least reduced to a harmless minority) and society will be free for Satan to do with as he chooses. Don’t believe me o self-righteous one? Miscegenation and immigration are certainly used as tools to conquer the world for Satan. (See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK1pnCld … r_embedded And here: http://www.deseretnews.com/article/7053 … seats.html And here: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geral … -pandemic/ )

Lesson two? GI Joe is no longer a “real American Hero,” but rather, a real “multi-national” hero! GO JOE! I’ve heard it said that the movies of today are reality ten years from now. What does this say about Hollywood’s opinion of world affairs? What meme is being implanted into the minds of the impressionable young children?

Lesson three? Scottish men who stick to family traditions are bad guys. I know that Destro’s heritage wasn’t explicitly linked with evil…but we’re talking about Americans here. Throw a few twos in a bucket, and they’ll get four without even being asked to calculate. How long will it be before the Scottish accent is stereotyped as evil? Already the upper-middle-class white male is painted as the villain in most movies…how much longer before all fond remembrances of old-Europe are re-vamped into bad-guy status?

Lesson four? Join the military! Support the military industrial complex! Forget all those lame notions about peace or Christian Just War theories…who needs them when you can be strong, fast, smart…have cool weapons, and hang out with some of the most beautiful women Hollywood has to offer?

Lesson five is probably the most important…it has to do with being well informed; something I hope my observations have helped you with. At least you know how a conservative white man viewed this film…

and hey, knowing is half the battle…

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5 Responses to Lessons Learned from GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra

  1. You are racist…. is that why you don’t agree with race mixing? I think that the picture and your “proof” can be made on both sides by any one I can fine with in any database supporting documents for any topic. Lets just tell the truth you are racist.

  2. shotgunwildatheart says:

    I think you meant to post this comment under my “Arguments Against Miscegenation” article.

    And, you think I’m a “racist”?? What in the world gave you that idea?

  3. shotgunwildatheart says:

    Oh, and by the way– you have a great blog. Where can I get a T-Shirt?


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