(How would you feel if you received the following email in the midst of a busy day at the office?):
Dear Mrs. —,
I remain in an unresolved disposition in reference to our mutual project left incomplete earlier this week. I am, of course, referring to the DVD label that you so graciously printed for me and with wisdom, predicted the changes that were to be required.
Events have painted you quite the prophetess. Mr. —(our mutual acquaintance and my immediate superior) did indeed settle on various small tweaks which I have endeavored to change.
Having completed my task, I now seek your assistance, once again, in printing the attached label.
I thank you on behalf of all involved for the labor you’ve invested in this project.