We all have our ways of dealing with feminists.
Some remain politely silent during their tirades, others ignore them all together. Some men yell and swear at feminists, and others (the few brave among us) get physically violent with them.
But I have a cure for feminism. I guarantee it will work almost 100 percent of the time (even on staunch feminists like this radical left wing blogger, who is fascinated with me), and I give it to you now, for free:
Drop the feminist off in a distant village in the hills of Afghanistan, far away from any U.S. base. Ensure that she has no access to any Western infrastructure (which is the key ingredient for perpetuating her radically egalitarian daydream). No phones, no pepper spray, no i-pads, and no boys in blue to serve child support papers at her behest.
Now, I understand this would be putting the feminist’s life in serious danger, so we’d have a small squad of men to passively monitor her progress in secret from afar. They would only interfere to ensure that she’s never raped or murdered. And even then, when they’re forced to interfere (and they will be, on numerous occasions), they’ll do so secretly, such that the feminist doesn’t know she’s being helped. It’s of the utmost importance for her healing that she not know about this, lest she fall back into her old habit of naively relying on male dominance to sustain her egalitarian fantasies.
This cure will work because Afghanistan is one of many nations that are barbarous and savage; the Afghani knows nothing of the civilized life of the European female. He may have a hint from American movies but he’ll always think of it as an insane fantasy. His is a savage world, where such niceties are nonsense stories for children.
And the dirty secret is, the entire world is savage in this same way. The chivalrous, white European man, fueled by the fires of Christian honor and virtue, (and the physical and political walls he built) are the sole objects standing between the feminist and this world of savagery.
Remove that wall by dumping her in Afghanistan, keep her there for six months (that’s all it would take), and if she survives physically and mentally, she would return a different woman. She would return with a very self-conscious desire to find, submit herself to, and marry a strong, assertive, and racially self-conscious Christian white man.
And she’d want to give him many children, guaranteed.
So, how much would this cure cost?
Let’s say a full-time 10 man crew (5 to kidnap the women in America, and 5 to monitor them downrange), a few company vehicles, and a c130 to shuttle our patients in and out of Afghanistan, plus money for fuel, ammunition, food, and other miscellaneous items:
10 man crew (100 grand a piece, including benefits) – 1 million a year.
Company vehicles – 200, thousand.
C130 plane – 5 million (plus yearly maintenance and 2 regular mechanics would be another 1 million a year).
Fuel, ammo, food, etc. (plus insurance and God knows what else) – let’s just say 5 million yearly.
Combine this rough estimate with everything I might have missed, and I’ll just say this cure would be a 14 million dollar a year operation.
This wouldn’t be that bad of an investment if we could get, say, 500,000 men a year, willing to pay for a loved one to be cured of feminism. Even if they pay a small amount, say 5,000 dollars for the treatment, we’d be rolling in the profits, plus society would see a surge in wonderful, conservative, patriarchal minded women.
It’s a win, win really.
Anyone want to go in with me on the initial investment?