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Back of the North Wind

My faith is almost gone, to be honest. Not my belief that God exists – everyone believes that, even the demons. It’s easy to believe God exists, the more so for anyone who’s studied philosophy. We splice and dice propositions … Continue reading

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Strange Senses

“You need not mind, my girl,” he went on, to Mary.  “Everybody knows I am ill ­very ill.  Sit down there, on the foot of the bed, only take care you don’t shake it, and let me talk to you.  … Continue reading

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Thrice the Rooster…

Had a long hard day, lads. Chainsaws, axes, and maws. We loaded the wood, drove it across town, and dumped it. When all was over, I lit up a cigar and plopped down on an old truck bed. As I … Continue reading

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A’Fast, ye Food Lovers…

He’s alive! The Young Drummer is alive! After many years he’s emerged to give a new interview. I thought, maybe, owing to how bad things have gotten, he’d given up and hunkered down in the world of fairy tales; left … Continue reading

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Missing Person!

“Drummer, Drummer! I pray thee, hear! Hast thou forgotten thou heldest me dear?” We live in an unprecedented age of spiritual poverty and bondage. The Devil has been set loose among the flock and Europeans – once the standard bearers … Continue reading

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Shotgun vs. the Liquid Jew

I was told that if you’re sensitive to caffeine, stop using it for awhile, then take a high dose, it’s liable to give you a panic attack later in the evening. I didn’t believe it as I chugged one of … Continue reading

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The “Politically Correct” Test…

There’s an odd phenomenon among today’s work-a-day “conservative” masses – they consider themselves “politically incorrect”, while unconsciously holding the most radical left-wing social views. They are so badly educated they’ve become unable to critically analyze their own position and compare … Continue reading

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Traveling Knight

“Still the knight is young  and traveling on with pleasure. Grant him wishes well, luck in the fullest measure. Bid you all adieu, stories to keep and treasure. When he’s passing through, ever and on he goes…” I tweaked those … Continue reading

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Shotgun and the Leprechaun

If you’re wondering what happened to my response to Ehud’s F&H slam article, I’ve unpublished it. I decided to take the high road; be the bigger man, as it were. So come, my minions. Critique me; psychoanalyze me; make judgements … Continue reading

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Luck of the Irate

Here’s a pro tip guys: if you give a girl flowers and she’s disappointed because they’re not edible or otherwise useful around the farm, marry her. Here’s another pro tip: no matter how angry you get at God, never challenge … Continue reading

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