Category Archives: Best of Shotgun

(12) Chivalry vs. The Mexican Mafia

(An anecdote from my time in the prison. As I’m no longer employed there, I thought I’d re-post it): Some of you know I’ve taken a job as a prison guard. The rules say I’m not supposed to talk about … Continue reading

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Parrott’s Paradox: A PSA From the Society of Antiquated Buffoons

“We’re not progressing because we’re too progressive”, says Matt Parrott in a recent Trad Youth article.  Then again, with Trad Youth’s Alinsky-styled antics, it seems the proper path to progress is promoting populist positions which perturb the plebeians, prompting popular … Continue reading

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Lend Us Your Millstones for They Are Needed

~ Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh! ~ “Gay” street, aptly named, runs through the heart of Knoxville.  This Saturday, it … Continue reading

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My Father’s World – A Cesspool Event

This is my Father’s world, and to my listening ears All nature sings, and round me rings the music of the spheres. This is my Father’s world: I rest me in the thought Of rocks and trees, of skies and … Continue reading

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May Day 2014: A Land That is Fairer Than Day

(That’s me on the far right – had to be the far right…) I got more than I bargained for when I hopped the metaphorical fence and joined the “bad guys” as they marched from Meridian Hill park, down 14th … Continue reading

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AMREN 2014 – The Saga Continues…

Dear Children of the Cathedral, gather around and hear my tale: Thus begins the camp-fire story of many a post-Enlightenment father, waving a flashlight under his chin while teaching his adopted Haitian children the evils of latent European “racism”.  With every spooky … Continue reading

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Enter the Celt

I drove out to Knoxville for the Council of Conservative Citizen’s annual Celt Fest, and could feel the Devil’s oppression seep away along with the air pressure. Whatever might be said of the dark wing of modernity, its shadow stops cold … Continue reading

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When it all Goes South (Warning: Possible Spoilers)

I read a Steven King essay on horror fiction.  He suggests we create an environment where life operates with boring punctuality. All is functioning as expected.  Our plans are on schedule. Then, when the reader least expects it, we drop … Continue reading

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Letter to Abbeville

Return Address: From deep in the Southern wilds, where mysticism is untouched by the noxious cloud of modernity. ————————— To the Esteemed Professor Livingston, As a brief preface to my letter, I ask your forgiveness for the state of my … Continue reading

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Yes Virginia, There is a White Man

DEAR EDITOR: I am a 28 year old woman. Some of my friends at the office say there is no white man.  Papa says, ‘If you see it on the internet, it’s so.’ Please tell me the truth.  Is there … Continue reading

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