Category Archives: Correspondence

Heritage *and* Hate

To Whom it May Concern, We’ve never met but I drive by your house everyday on my way to work. I happen to be a proud Southerner and for that reason, your house stands out to me; you’re flying the … Continue reading

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Dear Black People…

In response to the recent movie “Dear White People”, I decided to, in turn, reach out to the black community with a few helpful tips, bits of advice, and comments: ——————- – The left lane is for PASSING!!! Not poking … Continue reading

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To Learn About the Stars

1. What year are you? (1st year of college, high school senior, returning adult student, etc.) I’m not really sure what “year” I am; my path towards an associates degree has wound through a dark forest of part-time jobs and … Continue reading

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Dear Meddling House Wife …

(Written in response to “Dear Young, Christian Husband…”) Dear Meddling Housewife, You don’t know me, but, I’m a friend of your husbands. He is too much of a putz to keep you from maliciously fantasizing about good Christian men, so … Continue reading

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Advice to a Young Friend

(My English teacher asked the class to write a short letter to a young friend, giving him advice about surviving freshman year.  I figured I would take the opportunity to vent). Dear Sir, No friend of mine is a coward, so … Continue reading

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Reaching Out

I hope you forgive me for acting outside the norm, but earlier I noticed you sitting in your car listening to some sort of hip-hop music.  Also, given your “illist” decal, I figure you for a lady who’s enamored with … Continue reading

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The French Revolution Comes to NC…(In a manner of speaking)

When I received the local newspaper and read the following headline: “Rotary Club Remains Womanless:  void raises credibility questions” …I knew I had to respond. A new district director of Rotary International was elected for our district – a black … Continue reading

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Not Sure How to Take This…

Dear Scott, Here is a letter that I’m writing you but you don’t know who it is that is sending you this.  For one thing I would like to tell you that you are a very handsome and attractive man … Continue reading

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Office Humor

(How would you feel if you received the following email in the midst of a busy day at the office?): Dear Mrs. —, I remain in an unresolved disposition in reference to our mutual project left incomplete earlier this week. … Continue reading

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A Letter to Shotgun from His Knees:

Dear Sir, Our doubt in respite, We take great delight, In examining your plight…so listen to we: It can’t hardly be fair, To crouch in despair, With considerable air…mourning to your King! We’re pressed to the ground While you bay … Continue reading

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